Wheeeeee! Another update, finally! It's been a long time coming! If you want to know how long, just check the dates on the original Phrase of the Day list... I've long since forgotten who these all came from, so if you think they're yours, they probably are...most of the older ones I don't remember seeing at all, but obviously I did...

28/11/00: "Still, the settings on a food phaser could make Greyson into a nice salad."
29/11/00: "I may be armed with such things as straw wrappers and rubber bands. It won't be pretty."
30/11/00: "The world doesn't want to be stapled."
05/12/00: "Send a pic, chipmunk. Then we'll talk."
01/01/01: "Could you *please* make up my mind???"
11/01/01: "You don't want that bike to discipline you for being a bad, bad girl..."
17/01/01: "Brother of Tongue."
18/01/01: "Almost a whole some."
19/01/01: "Baby Jesus butt plug"
23/01/01: "Evil pointy haired boss aura"
25/01/01: "When was the last time you ran into a group of Esperantans looking for directions?"
27/01/01: "Laptop nipples"
01/02/01: "Beccasicle"
05/02/01: "Queen is an acquired taste."
11/02/01: "Overcurious pizza slices."
12/02/01: "Gravity tests."
15/02/01: "Go bust an aorta."
26/02/01: "Candied cat ass"
13/03/01: "Radioactive floor waste"
22/03/01: "Lwaxana appears when the safety protocols fail."
28/03/01: "Pursued by flying gravel"
29/03/01: "Enchanted staff of Kirk."
30/03/01: "Do I have any chocolate on my face? I was eating grasshoppers."
31/03/01: "Vehicular Squirrelicide"
02/04/01: "Porkstations"
19/04/01: "Porpoise Wars"
23/04/01: "Militant dandruff"
29/04/01: "Borderline Collie"
03/05/01: "A rousing round of apathy."
14/05/01: "Can you help me with this? My pupils are so dilated I can't see it." 15/05/01: "When I want to quench my thirst, I don't want to have to chew." (from jonessoda.com)
18/05/01: "I'm outta here. This love-fest is making my balls shrivel."
27/05/01: "Antigravity iguanas"
30/05/01: "Intellectually tainted"
07/06/01: "Your car weighs nine tons and the day is sunny and nothing can possibly go wrong. Except for a little pleurisy."
08/06/01: "This is embarassing. I'm failing where men with nearly-nonexistent genitals have succeeded."
10/06/01: "Rocket yak"
11/06/01: "Early Neo-bureaucrat"
12/06/01: "I rarely tell people they're wrong. I prefer a more positive attitude, I just say I'm right."
13/06/01: "Something mated with Greyson???"
21/06/01: "Carry the plague! Amuse your friends!"
22/06/01: "Sentient piece of scheming floor-covering"
26/06/01: "Asbestos underwear" (for the record, they *do* make fireproof underwear...)
29/06/01: "Moved with all the awkwardness of a claymation character"
07/07/01: "Double points for gratuitous use of Tam."
09/07/01: "Life is good, God is good, Dominion people crazy!"
10/07/01: "Mad, passionate coffee"
19/07/01: "And no, I won't turn into a skylight for you!"
21/07/01: "Toasted snail penises"
22/07/01: "I don't like making eye contact with my food."
25/07/01: "It makes you less dead???"
28/07/01: "You're way too small to be doing that to me!"
01/08/01: "So, are you frigid or gay?"
03/08/01: "That sounds like a goth ISTJ looking for a harem."
05/08/01: "Remedial Cookies"
09/08/01: "Second-hand spunk"
14/08/01: "Zero-gravity cumwad"
22/08/01: "Cute, and he eats pussy. Man, if I weren't on the other side of the world right now..."
24/08/01: "Don't get it wet or it'll freeze solid and snap off!" 04/09/01: "Private Crackpot, First Class"
07/09/01: "It's not a trainwreck anymore. It's a train filled with radioactive explosives hitting a guitar-shaped boat full of nuns."
12/09/01: "Just be glad cats have butts, otherwise you'd have to try and get her to keep it in her mouth."
24/09/01: "I'm still in the process of becoming sane."
25/09/01: "Chicken-flavored crackers"
27/09/01: "Do you ever listen to what I say, or just make up your own reality as you go along?"
05/10/01: "Tries to speak with a British accent, but pulls it off about as well as Kirk trying to speak rapid Chinese."
07/10/01: "The only thing you've proven is your learning curve for computer usage is somewhere between a retarded lab rat and a dead, dyslexic mail carrier."
08/10/01: "I just spent the last hour pretending to be a rock."
13/10/01: "Vaginas are not usually lined with cuphooks and bent nails."
15/10/01: "eBitch" (Someone who bids on something they don't want that badly just to raise the price for the person that wants it more)
17/10/01: "Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots."
25/10/01: "God likes babes."
27/10/01: "Loopy as a phone cord"
28/10/01: "Better than a kick in the head with a golf shoe."
29/10/01: "Blood is a natural lubricant." (no, the context was *not* what you think...)
03/11/01: "Mom, the fridge looks diseased!"
08/11/01: "Lack of oxygen in the icecream."
13/11/01: "And she's like "Oh well", like when she leaves used toothpicks at the computer and uses my zip drive as an ashtray."
29/11/01: "All-Natural Ass Adhesive"
01/12/01: "If you don't want sticky, fuck a rock."
02/12/01: "I'm not driving her Beamer in chink-land!"
03/12/01: "Perfume Pimps"
05/12/01: "Chi-Stimulated Bullshit Particles"
07/12/01: "Stunt cock"
08/12/01: "You're not nuts. Deal with it."
12/12/01: "Oh my God! I've been merchandised!"
14/12/01: "Mentally deficient fish"
15/12/01: "Taste religion - lick a witch"
30/12/01: "Lobotomized AI"
03/01/02: "Certified professional drooling pervert"
04/01/02: "I concluded that my life would end if I did not build a house with giant bathrooms and a messed up family to live in it."
07/01/02: "Have you two not realized that anything you give money to, like lottery tickets and Stockwell Day, doesn't work?"
11/01/02: "Trouser anteater"
13/01/02: "Aliens don't get promotions. They just get laid and blown up."
21/01/02: "I have a little trouble imagining an astral plane that has blondes zipping by on jetskis, but that's probably just a function of my lack of spiritual evolution." (From the INFJ list!)
24/01/02: "Precise, exhilarating hand action."
30/01/02: "Don't tear it off, you wildcat!"
31/01/02: "The dry cleaners called. Your white sheet and hood are ready."
01/02/02: "You eat anything that moves, don't you?"
02/02/02: "Tests should be done, such as an x-ray of the head to ensure the presence of a brain, before one is allowed to procreate."
03/02/02: "Can you get tetanus from a pineapple?"
07/02/02: "See what you've done! You've driven Dion to theism!"
08/02/02: "Bellyboobs"
15/02/02: "No, you can't pet the kitty. She's on backorder."
20/02/02: "Fuck 'em with a soldering iron."
21/02/02: "No straight guy's gonna stick his dick into something called Tim Horton."
17/03/02: "Flaming oysters on chocolate and graham crackers"
19/03/02: "It's *safe*, it just falls apart a lot."
21/03/02: "I'm caving in to my inner straight-girl side."
24/03/02: "She's just a green slut!"
25/03/02: "Intercontinental ballistic haggis"
26/03/02: "Sparklebutt: Recommended by 9 out of 10 morticians."
27/03/02: "I don't mind your snot."
28/03/02: "If I have a leech stuck to my back that can do calculus, does that make me brilliant?"
30/03/02: "Does my green brain look happy?"
02/04/02: "Anti-aircraft Wookiees"
08/04/02: "Tiffany, Amber, and Shanequa, the deadly cheerleading squad."
10/04/02: "Food shouldn't hurt!"
11/04/02: "Oh Holy Slime Mold!"
13/04/02: "Chocolate is *food*. Anything else is a mere condiment."
16/04/02: "No frenching the puffer!"
17/04/02: "Three cheers for carelessness!"
25/04/02: "You hate my god because of my smegma?!"
29/04/02: "Free groin protector with purchase of serious injury"
05/05/02: "Eels in oversized pants"
10/05/02: "COME HERE & BE CUDDLED, FUCKNOSE." (RAB)
14/05/02: "Gonadal"
19/05/02: "While we're at it, I'd like to know which nostril indicates homosexuality. I think my inner child is a fag and trying to come out through my nose." (RAB)
25/05/02: "I'm an NT. We fuck with things."
01/06/02: "God death-spiralling the planet"
02/06/02: "If I stuck your dick in the freezer you wouldn't be so happy."
03/06/02: "Arborphilia"
10/06/02: "Cow puppies"
13/06/02: "Brain sand"
14/06/02: "Frankly, openly Canadian people sicken me. I don't care what you sick freaks do in your own country, but I don't want to know about it." 16/06/02: "Hollow six inch needles scare me."
17/06/02: "Hey, why don't I relocate your caps lock key up your ass?"
18/06/02: "Ressek does *not* wear brass knuckles."
19/06/02: "The only thing god doesn't do is eat people."
20/06/02: "God makes Q take him up the ass - "Take that, you little SOB, pretending you're me all the time..."."
23/06/02: "Two cars in every garage, three eyes on every fish"
24/06/02: "Stoats are weasels, Bart. They don't come in cans."
29/06/02: "Want a little milk for lunch? Just pop a couple of lactating rats in your bookbag and off you go."
30/06/02: "Tetrapak ratmilk"
04/07/02: "If I were this guy, I'd have to kick my own ass."
10/07/02: "You've seen limpets zoom? I've only seen limpets sit. Perhaps the white powder you add to your tank is different than the white powder I add to mine?"
11/07/02: "Braille pornography"
12/07/02: "For the record, I do not, and have not ever had, a penis."
13/07/02: "Logical randomness served with a side of bell peppers."
14/07/02: "You're a condescending quack."
18/07/02: "Fishyback"
21/07/02: "Eat me, and use your head for better than the absorption of monitor radiation."
31/07/02: "E. Coli is an excellent source of protein."
03/08/02: "Who's turn is it to have the wet spot? Little old lady getting on at the next stop."
09/08/02: "Ordinary negligence"
11/08/02: "Mindless heterosexual fucking"
21/08/02: "I'm eating like I'm from a third world country. But I'm getting new shoes."
22/08/02: "I should never have installed Linux. Should have known I wouldn't be able to get it to malfunction."
26/08/02: "I like my food anonymous."
29/08/02: "I'm off to celebrate my imaginary penis!"
31/08/02: "Is it just me, or was the deduction fairy smoking up in the can at the time?"
01/09/02: "I expect the rather elderly pencilfish will go to the Great Pencilcase in the Sky."

There are more, surely, but I can't find them right now. If anyone can send me any missing ones they know of, I'd greatly appreciate it. Thanks!